Just pretend I commented on the current state of affairs and it was really edgy and infuriating. But not as cutting as whatever you said, of course. Because whatever you had to say? Totally important, absolutely key to gaining insight to the situation, and not at all symptomatic of the fact we're all locked in a small space prison and forced to ( Read more... )

I need a young priest and an old priest.

[Things are thumping around and Jason sounds extremely irritated. There isn't anything else audible to anyone listening, but he can hear them; the people he's killed are pretty talkative, there are plenty of them, and they're all getting their poltergeist on.]I also need for the crazy lady who runs the ( Read more... )

I don't know about you guys, but I was really moved by some of Tim's insightful comments and as it has mysteriously disappeared, here's a copy of the post he made so you, too, can derive inspiration from the "loving doorway" that is sex.

[And yeah, Jason has included a copy of Tim's drunken rambling, with Ari's permission. En...joy, again?? Until ( Read more... )

[public because he doesn't know who to filter this to]
If I come down to the infirmary, will you just put a cast on my arm and not give me any shit? [His splints fell apart on the island and he's tired of remaking them. -_-]

[private to Arthas YEAH SORRY HE'S GOING TO BOTHER YOU FOREVER ABOUT THIS]
Did you find him?

( Jason's written notes to himself. )

Let's say there's something wrong with my memories. Is there anyone here I can go to for help?

(Sit down, Barron.)

1. cigarettes. where can I get them, what do I owe for them ( Read more... )

[Jason sounds annoyed, but controlled.]

... Patrick.

Where are you.

Yesterday the good people of the barge voted to eliminate Sylvanas. She was taken out behind the barn, promised many rabbits to pet, and shot in the head.

[Jason, why you gotta ignore Arthas' advice.]

Sylvanas was not a mafioso ( Read more... )

Yesterday, the community voted to kill off Rex, suspecting he was part of the mafia. He was accordingly led to a saw bench and systematically dismembered. His snakes were then roasted with garlic and ginger in a white wine sauce and eaten by Dr. Jonathan Crane. [THIS WAS WRITTEN WELL BEFORE CRANE'S APOLOGY AND I REFUSE TO TAKE IT OUT FHADJFKLHDJD ( Read more... )